The designers behind some of the best RPGs ever made have spent almost 30 years primarily making Mario sports games. That's got to stop. To the surprise of absolutely no one, I was never a Sporty Spice. When I snapped every one of the metatarsals in my foot clean across and had to spend the year reading and running a clandestine duet Dungeons & Dragons campaign in the stacks with a be... [6838 chars]