The Princess Diaries

An eye for an eye: Prince Harry looking out for his cousins Eugenie and Beatrice. Following their father’s arrest, their mother’s Middle Eastern exile, and their own appearance in the Epstein files, Princesses Beatrice and Eugenie have been banned from Royal Ascot. Prince Harry to the rescue! By Kevin Maher You have to love the Firm. Barely three months ago, and in true Corleone style, the (royal) Family made Princesses Beatrice and Eugenie an offer they couldn’t refuse. Spend Christmas in Sandringham with us, they said, but don’t bring those increasingly toxic and Epstein-tainted parents, Andrew and Fergie. After all, to paraphrase Brando’s Vito Corleone, a princess who doesn’t spend time with her extended family can never be a real princess. Beatrice and Eugenie yielded. They spent Christmas at Sandringham. They remained loyal to the Family and to the royal omertà. And now? Badabing badaboom! They’re out!Yes, according to “well-placed sources”, READ ON