Thomas & Friends: Wonders of Sodor players have beaten the real world speed record for a steam train, held by Mallard since 1938. He's a really useful engine. So sayeth the sacred texts surrounding star of at least one million mods Thomas the Tank Engine. He's also a really fast engine. Or, at least one of his mates is. So demonstrateth the social media clips I've been watching... [2683 chars]