Josh Johnson was puzzled by what kind of gift the president could have received “from the people you are currently at war with.” “When I was at school and they made us read ‘The Odyssey,’ I couldn’t believe the Trojans fell for that Trojan horse. And now I’m watching it happen in real time.” — JOSH JOHNSON “What kind of present did they send him? Did they give him a Vitamix?” ... [907 chars]