I like to nip the expectation in the bud, telling them on the third date about my non-negotiable demand. Many have flat-out refused to see me again. It was 4am and I was wide awake – again. In fact, I’d spent the past two hours being jolted every time my partner twitched, yanked the duvet or decided to perform a one-man impression of an express train. I’d had enough. Bleary-eyed, I padded to the ... [4287 chars]