History was unmade last year, as engineers began the massive project of ripping the first-ever transoceanic fibreoptic cable from the ocean floor. Just don’t mention sharks. Sharks are innocent. Or at least they’re not eating the internet. As a family of cartilaginous fish, sharks are collectively not guilty of most, if not all, charges of biting, chomping, chewing or otherwise attacking the underwater network of fibreop... [23606 chars]